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Red Sparrow (2018)

March 23, 2018 — Leave a comment

When trailers came out for Francis Lawrence’s Red Sparrow, there were thoughts that the I Am Legend director had beaten Marvel at its own game and released a Black Widow movie in all but name. To be blunt, any ideas about Natasha Romanova should be left discreetly at the door before entering to see Red Sparrow. There’s a chance that the film and the novel have been influenced by the character in certain areas, but this is far from something you can take the kids to.

Jennifer Lawrence plays Dominika Egorova, a Russian ballerina who is forced to end her career after a particularly heinous act of professional jealousy. Struggling to make ends meet, all whilst looking after her sick mother, Dominika’s Uncle Ivan (Matthias Schoenaerts), a high up member of Russian intelligence, offers to take his niece under his wing. Sadly for Dominika, Ivan’s goodwill is part of larger plan that sees her being forced to train as a ‘Sparrow’, an operative who uses their body to extract information from their subjects. Led by The Matron (Charlotte Rampling), Dominika and her classmates have their personalities deconstructed and their sexuality made clinical. When they’re spat out the other end, they’re good for two things: f**king and fighting. Dominika manages to maintain a part of herself and this is what carries her through her first mission as a Sparrow. Dispatched to Budapest by her dear uncle, she must track down CIA operative, Nate Nash (Joel Edgerton) and, through him, find out who in the Russia SVR has been selling secrets to the Americans.

Let’s be up front, Red Sparrow is remarkably problematic for several reasons. Many of these can be found in what should really have been the film’s short training montage. In front of her class of nubile men and women, The Matron instils the virtues of unemotionally giving your body over to others in the pursuit of Russia’s glory. A student is coerced into giving oral sex to a prisoner, we witness the students being forced to watch hardcore pornography and, in one of the strangest scenes, Dominika faces up to a student who tried to rape her by stripping naked and using his desire for power against him. The intent of the scene is clear, but it’ll take you a while to remove that frown.

Everything up to these scenes manages to subtly play upon the misogyny that taints Dominika’s world. If she’s not having her back rubbed by sleazy politicians in photo opps, her own mother is warning her against her uncle’s fondness for her. Stripped of her ability to dance, she is forced to believe that her body is the only useful for one other thing. And then the film turns into Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS for too long a period.

Thankfully, once we’re in Budapest, Red Sparrow settles down with its attempts to shock and becomes something more akin to Atomic Blonde, with Justin Haythe’s screenplay opting to play with the idea of whether Dominika is working for or against the Russians. The film continues to engage like it did at the start, and the prolonged stay at ‘Whore school’, as Dominika calls it, feels like the fevered dream of a teenager with a severe problem with nudity.

Even in tepid films like Joy, Lawrence never fails to impress, and, despite a rather iffy accent, she successfully plays Dominika as someone desperate to escape their new life, but too entrenched to do so. It could have been easy to have our protagonist Sparrow rutting around Eastern Europe like it’s some long forgotten erotic thriller. However, the film wisely allows Dominika to use her newly learnt talents without having to give herself over completely. It establishes a sense of humanity in her that overshadows the sex bot 3000 motif that the marketing department was hoping you’d go for.

Next to Lawrence, Edgerton doesn’t fare as well. Rightly, we know every little about Nash, but this plays in Edgerton’s performance in which he seems to be sleeping walking through most of it. It’s not distracting, but you do wonder what he was going for. Which is something that cannot be said about Mary-Louise Parker who throws some levity into the film as an alcoholic Chief of Staff. Somewhere in the multiverse there’s a cut of Red Sparrow that follows her and her binge drinking across Europe, and it’s amazing.

Smart and slick, but suffering from some serious misjudgements in tone, Red Sparrow is a rollicking spy thriller. This is not a misogynistic film, it’s a film about misogyny. It just doesn’t know how it wants to say what it wants to say.

Leprechaun: Origins

It’s out with Warwick Davis and in with WWE wrestler, Dylan ‘Hornswoggle’ Postl, in this reboot/reimagining/retooling/retiling of the 90s slasher that spawned sequels no one really cares about. A group of crazy kids go on holiday to a part of Ireland that looks absolutely nothing Ireland. There they’re taken in by two walking stereotypes, who offer them an abandoned cottage to stay at. But saint and begorrah, it be infested with a creature that be after your lucky charms. Turning up the seriousness to 11, Leprechaun: Origins has no limericks, no green hats and no fun.

Deliver Us from Evil

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We’re in New York and police officer Ralph Sarchie (Eric Bana) is investigating a series of crimes, when he inexplicably joins forces with a… sigh… priest. Cue lots of possessions, jump scares and Joel McHale wearing his hat backwards. This is a travesty in terms of horror, failing to add anything original to the genre. Should you see this in your partner’s Netflix queue, break up with them immediately. Seriously. There is no punchline. Clearly they are thinking about watching this with, which shows a distinct lack of love for you. I’m sorry, but it’s time to go meet someone else. You will get through this, I promise.

Killer Barbys (1996)

Jess Franco (Oasis of Zombies) directed this musical/giallo/horror comedy back in 1996 and if this is your first time being exposed to his work, then I’m sorry. Real life band The Killer Barbies play fictional versions of themselves who get caught up, all Scooby Doo like, in a mystery involving something, something, zombie, something, gore, something, and something. Oh, it’s very hard to raise even a stink up about this film. It’s a total mess, whose deliberate shabby charms fail to keep your attention past the half hour mark. Franco has a large fan base, but it’ll be hard to find anyone who would wilfully cheer this one on from the sidelines.

Annihilation (2018)

March 22, 2018 — Leave a comment

Being dumped unceremoniously onto Netflix, after a brief cinematic run in the US, was not the fate director Alex Garland wanted for his sophomore film, Annihilation. Yes, the argument goes that it will open the feature up to a larger audience, but equally the move has the danger of putting people off by painting Annihilation with the same brush as Mute or The Cloverfield Paradox. ‘Hey, those films sucked, this will suck too,’ says the disparaging person that lives at the back of my head.

One should also take into consideration that Annihilation deserves to be seen on a big screen. It’s too beautiful to be witnessed first-hand on your souped up TV, regardless of whether it’s got 4k capabilities. Garland’s film should be allowed a big enough space where it can embrace you and confound you. Your living room doesn’t do it justice. With that said, let’s move on.

Natalie Portman plays Lena, a biologist and former soldier, who has spent the last year mourning for her Special Forces husband Kane (Oscar Isaac) who went missing whilst on duty. One inconspicuous night, Kane returns but is a shadow of his former self. He can’t remember where he was, why he was there or even how he got back. After he starts convulsing blood, Lena takes Kane to hospital but they’re intercepted by a security force who take them to Area X, a secretive organisation that’s been keeping an eye on an irregular electromagnetic field, nicknamed The Shimmer, that’s been growing for three years off the coast of America and threatens to engulf the country. Kane is put into quarantine and Lena is requested by Psychologist Dr Ventress (Jennifer Jason Leigh) to be part of her research expedition into The Shimmer. Reluctantly agreeing to do so, Lena is joined by Ventress, Physicist Josie (Tessa Thompson), Geomorphologist Cass (Tova Novotny) and paramedic Anya (Gina Rodriguez).

Things get off to a bad start when, after stepping foot into The Shimmer, the group finds themselves days into their expedition without any idea of how they’ve gotten so far. As well as collective amnesia, the group’s communication devices don’t work. Despite these foreboding signs, the group persists and, along the way, encounter genetically modified creatures, unfamiliar plant species and horrific recordings that point to the fate of Kane’s fellow soldiers.

Much will be made of the fantastical creatures, including a screaming bear, that will chill your blood and an extended finale that has the potential to fry your brain. In fact, the ending is guaranteed to divide audiences for decades to come. That, however, is the beauty of cinema; it allows us to dissect meaning and share it with our friends.

For this critic, Annihilation is more than just a sci-fi, it’s an allegory for depression and mourning, with The Shimmer, which we’re regularly reminded changes the DNA of everything that stays there too long, acting as that hazy period when we sleepwalk from tragedy to becoming almost human again. All of the women within Lena’s group have experienced trauma and the way they behave exemplifies a coping mechanism. Ventress is angry and determined, she doesn’t want to be changed by the Shimmer. Like the widow who refuses to accept their life has changed, she loudly cries that she wants to be the same person she was. Anya’s initial flippancy is a mask that hides an anger that bubbles up inside of her when faced with the reality/unfairness of the situation. Josie, who self-harms, excepts her lot in life and shuts herself of from the rest of the world so she can’t hurt any more. And so, it goes on.

For Lena’s part, this is about coming to terms with things that were said before Kane left her and the things she did whilst he was away. As their expedition continues, she becomes as lost in her own thoughts as she does The Shimmer. Whilst the others seem resolute in their coping mechanisms, Lena chooses to punish herself by reliving mistakes and refusing to extract any joy from the happy memories she has with Kane. She’ll be asked later if she’s the same person, and her answer will be obvious.

A surprisingly deep film, Annihilation stands heads and shoulders above its Netflix counterparts. Ignore those who say it’s a headscratcher and enjoy finding your own meaning.

Unforgettable

Harking back to the days of Single White Female and The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, Unforgettable is a time capsule of thrillers from the late 80s and early 90s. Rosario Dawson plays Julia Banks, an online editor who is finally taking the plunge and moving in with her boyfriend. Said boyfriend also has a daughter who lives with her mother, Tessa (Katherine Heigl), who really doesn’t appreciate Julia’s presence. It’s not long before she’s trying to mess up the new stepmum’s life in the all the ways you’d expect from these psycho-based thrillers.

Directed by Denise Di Novi and written by Christina Hodson (Shut In), it’s easy to believe that Unforgettable is a straight-faced parody in line with Lifetime’s Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig vehicle, A Deadly Adoption. After all, why else would Heigl turn it up to 11 in her first scene if not to overtly telegraph the fact that she is the baddy. Alas, as the film trundles along, it becomes apparent that what was believed to Grade A quality apery is really just poor acting decisions. Dawson comes out on top of this whole heap, and that’s not saying much sadly.

Unforgettable will undoubtedly become a camp classic in years to come, but for now, be warned!

Straight on Till Morning

A young naïve Liverpudlian, Brenda, seeks a new life in the crazy world of London. Wanting ever so desperately to have a baby, the woman-child kidnaps a man’s dog, returning it to him in the hopes of a blossoming romance. The man in question is Peter, a psychopath who believes everything is for him to control.

A sadistic blend of Secretary and Peter Pan, it all makes for uncomfortable viewing. This is mainly down to the fact that deep in its cold centre, this is almost a love story. No matter how manipulative Peter is, Brenda will stand by him.

Mean-spirited, gritty and with a gut punch of an ending, Straight on Till Morning is the possibly the closest Hammer will ever be to producing a romance.

The Nanny

The Nanny is the least Hammer Horror film Hammer has ever produced. Bette Davis comes out swinging as a devoted family nanny looking after a young boy, recently returned from a home for the disturbed, who accuses her of trying to kill him. Director Seth Holt cranks up the tension and as ward versus nanny in a battle of wits, the real question is who is telling the truth.

Skilfully shot with a lean script, The Nanny demands a spot on anyone’s DVD shelf.

‘Martin, for all his machinations and magic realism, is equally mundane. He is, however, the catalyst for everything that goes wrong and, in doing so, throws buckets of emotion over those he meets. He might be a potential evil wizard, but he brings Steven and his family out of themselves. They become less guarded, less particular in what they say. One sibling requests – actually begs – to have the iPod of the other when they die. It’s not done so they can have a keepsake, it’s so they can have an iPod. Along with this previously untapped emotion and selfishness comes unbridled violence, which Martin is more than happy to inflict on himself if it makes Steven happy. Steven is the new patriarchy after all, and Martin wants to love him as much as he wants to smash him.’

Read the rest of this review at Horrornews.net.