Archives For November 30, 1999

It’s that time of year again, when we bust out the socks, aftershave and Inspector Morse boxsets and celebrate the ideology of The Father. The movie world has given us some brilliant examples of patriarchal leadership. Some horrendous, some shining examples or virtue. Let’s kick back, pour ourselves a glass of bourbon, light a pipe and take a look at 8 examples of the best and worst fathers out there on celluloid. Oh, in the words of Hooper X, ‘Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy.’ If you’re one of them, then prepare to be pleasantly surprised by the lack of Sith Lords in this list.

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Ah, Hit Girl… The foul-mouthed sidekick and daughter of Big Daddy. Okay, I admit… Your dad is a superhero and you’re his spunky young sidekick, taking down the baddies, hiding in the shadows, swearing like a sailor and not being the hero your city asked for, but being the hero they need. That all sounds pretty awesome if you were given the choice. But was Hit Girl given one? Whichever way you slice it, Hit Girl has been indoctrinated into her life of crime fighting. She’s been raised to know no other life outside of kicking ass, butterfly knives and how to take a bullet. Well, as a kick in the nuts to gender expectations, it’s great, but as a form of parenting? Not so much. What chance of a normal life has Hit Girl got when Big Daddy goes to the big old Justice League in the sky? Not much of one surely. Jane Goldman’s script for Kick Ass alters the justification for Big Daddy’s actions to something slightly more heroic than Mark Millar’s comic, but by Christ, it still comes across as a big dirty slab of self-serving parenting. Big Daddy, you may be named after a British wrestler, but you’re still a dick as a father.

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4Sheriff Martin Brody  - Jaws

Martin Brody moved to Amity Island for a quieter life for him and his family. And what could be quieter than a beach side resort that only picks up during the summer? Shame about the bloody big shark that’s tearing through the town’s residents like a Babe Ruth at a buffet. Ignored by the Mayor, Brody takes it upon himself to end the shark’s reign of terror. And when his son is nearly caught up in the horror, it makes it all the more personal. Brody isn’t your typical action hero impervious to bullets. He’s a family man first and foremost. There is a wonderful scene where a stressed Brody shares a moment of frivolity with his son. A simple game helps him forget all his troubles and positions him to us as a loving father. Brody’s parental instincts are brought to the front in Jaws 2, when he once again finds himself caught between his children and a shark. When your dad takes on two killer sharks, you know he’s made of sterner stuff.  However, Brody isn’t just a father to his children, but to Amity Island has a whole. Protecting every man woman and child. In my head, Jaws 3 and 4 never existed. In fact, Brody is still out there, now Mayor of Amity, a loving grandfather and always keeping an eye open for any nautical threat.

The rest of this article can be read at: http://monsterpictures.com.au/features/whos-your-daddy-8-of-the-best-and-worst-in-fatherhood/

WARNING: The following article contains spoilers for the movie Oldboy

So presumably by now, everyone has seen the trailer for the remake of Oldboy, the latest Spike Jones joint? If you have, you’ll be certain of two things – 1) 56 year old Lee still calling his films ‘joints’ is like the whole My Little Pony cult of Bronies. It’s embarrassing and needs to be stopped for the very good of mankind. 2) The fabric of the internet is being put under colossal strain by so many fans of the original Oldboy crying out that Hollywood has become a utopia to the unoriginal.

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But before people distribute the pitchforks and storm the bastille, it’s not like this the first time Oldboy was remade. Released three years after, there was the Indian unofficial remake, Zinda.

How unofficial was it?

Well, let’s put it this way – Director Sanjay Gupta wasn’t going to let a little thing like, I don’t know, owning the rights to Oldboy get in the way of making his film. This is after all the man who brought us Kaante – A *cough* homage *cough* to Reservoir Dogs that Tarantino described as ‘fabulous’. Not that the King of the Homage would say anything bad, considering the huge similarities between his Reservoir Dogs and the 1987 Hong Kong action, City on Fire. C’mon Tarantino! You know it! I know it! We all know it! I’m drifting…

 

The rest of the article can be found here.

At Monster Pictures we spend our lives searching the globe for the nastiest, most original new horror – sometimes they’re big, sometimes they’re small, always they’re quality and July’s release is a primo example of why the Brits can hold their heads high as producers of fine, demented horror.

John Noonan  met up with director/writer, Leigh Dovey and producer, Colin Arnold, to talk about what they happily describe as a “backwards headfuck”.

‘The Fallow Fields’ is available from July 18 at JB HI-FI and all good retailers and rental chains across the land – read on my troubled friends…

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The Fallow Field – Monster Pictures

Leigh – in your own words can you give me a bit of a rundown on what the film is about?
Leigh Dovey (Director): The film’s about an amnesiac who’s troubled by strange nightmares.  He retraces his steps and finds his way to an isolated farm. A farm he thinks he’s been on before, where he suspects something terrible has happened. It’s a bit of a genre mash-up: part old English pagan thriller, part backwoods-psycho horror, and part supernatural mystery. It’s a brooding film; a bit of a throwback to the 70′s British horrors that I loved growing up, but with a few new twists…
The rest of this interview can be found here.