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It was announced this week that Matt Smith, Doctor Who star and human Easter Island Statue, will be getting all twinkly-toed and falsetto as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho: The Musical, due to start in London in December 2013. Based on the novel by Bret Easton Ellis, the thought of Patrick doing the soft shoe shuffle whilst taking pot shots at the cheap seats with a nail gun and belting out Whitney Houston songs, certainly brings us cheer of an evening. But whilst the thought of basing a musical on a book which Germany deemed harmful to minors and seen as a bit rum in Queensland does raise eyebrows, you gotta give it to everybody on board for at least giving it… a stab (hyuck, hyuck).

We’re feeling pretty theatrical ourselves and as such, we present to you five more unusual choices for musicals. Without a Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark in sight.

And a 1, and a 2, and a 1-2-3…

5reanimator-themusicalt‘I’m the modern heir to Prometheus/bringing fire to maaan’ sings Dr Herbert West in this tribute to Stuart Gordon’s 1985 schlock-fest, which Gordon has also co-written. H.P. Lovecraft himself denounced his serialised story Herbert West- Re-Animator, calling it his poorest work. As such, he couldn’t possibly have dreamt that one day it would become part of an award winning comedy/rock musical whose highlights include: a dancing cat corpse; a splatter zone in the first 8 rows of the theatre; a tribute to Michael Jackson’s Thriller and yes, a musical number where a disembodied head gives, ahem, head.

The musical has received some pretty glowing reviews with Variety describing it as ‘not since ‘Little Shop of Horrors’ has a screamfest tuner so deftly balanced seriousness and camp’ and it even made its way to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival last year.

Christ, imagine what they could do to The Call of Cthulu!?

The rest of this article can be read at: http://monsterpictures.com.au/features/monster-pictures-guide-to-the-arts-musicals/

It’s that time of year again, when we bust out the socks, aftershave and Inspector Morse boxsets and celebrate the ideology of The Father. The movie world has given us some brilliant examples of patriarchal leadership. Some horrendous, some shining examples or virtue. Let’s kick back, pour ourselves a glass of bourbon, light a pipe and take a look at 8 examples of the best and worst fathers out there on celluloid. Oh, in the words of Hooper X, ‘Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy.’ If you’re one of them, then prepare to be pleasantly surprised by the lack of Sith Lords in this list.

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Ah, Hit Girl… The foul-mouthed sidekick and daughter of Big Daddy. Okay, I admit… Your dad is a superhero and you’re his spunky young sidekick, taking down the baddies, hiding in the shadows, swearing like a sailor and not being the hero your city asked for, but being the hero they need. That all sounds pretty awesome if you were given the choice. But was Hit Girl given one? Whichever way you slice it, Hit Girl has been indoctrinated into her life of crime fighting. She’s been raised to know no other life outside of kicking ass, butterfly knives and how to take a bullet. Well, as a kick in the nuts to gender expectations, it’s great, but as a form of parenting? Not so much. What chance of a normal life has Hit Girl got when Big Daddy goes to the big old Justice League in the sky? Not much of one surely. Jane Goldman’s script for Kick Ass alters the justification for Big Daddy’s actions to something slightly more heroic than Mark Millar’s comic, but by Christ, it still comes across as a big dirty slab of self-serving parenting. Big Daddy, you may be named after a British wrestler, but you’re still a dick as a father.

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4Sheriff Martin Brody  - Jaws

Martin Brody moved to Amity Island for a quieter life for him and his family. And what could be quieter than a beach side resort that only picks up during the summer? Shame about the bloody big shark that’s tearing through the town’s residents like a Babe Ruth at a buffet. Ignored by the Mayor, Brody takes it upon himself to end the shark’s reign of terror. And when his son is nearly caught up in the horror, it makes it all the more personal. Brody isn’t your typical action hero impervious to bullets. He’s a family man first and foremost. There is a wonderful scene where a stressed Brody shares a moment of frivolity with his son. A simple game helps him forget all his troubles and positions him to us as a loving father. Brody’s parental instincts are brought to the front in Jaws 2, when he once again finds himself caught between his children and a shark. When your dad takes on two killer sharks, you know he’s made of sterner stuff.  However, Brody isn’t just a father to his children, but to Amity Island has a whole. Protecting every man woman and child. In my head, Jaws 3 and 4 never existed. In fact, Brody is still out there, now Mayor of Amity, a loving grandfather and always keeping an eye open for any nautical threat.

The rest of this article can be read at: http://monsterpictures.com.au/features/whos-your-daddy-8-of-the-best-and-worst-in-fatherhood/

WARNING: The following article contains spoilers for the movie Oldboy

So presumably by now, everyone has seen the trailer for the remake of Oldboy, the latest Spike Jones joint? If you have, you’ll be certain of two things – 1) 56 year old Lee still calling his films ‘joints’ is like the whole My Little Pony cult of Bronies. It’s embarrassing and needs to be stopped for the very good of mankind. 2) The fabric of the internet is being put under colossal strain by so many fans of the original Oldboy crying out that Hollywood has become a utopia to the unoriginal.

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But before people distribute the pitchforks and storm the bastille, it’s not like this the first time Oldboy was remade. Released three years after, there was the Indian unofficial remake, Zinda.

How unofficial was it?

Well, let’s put it this way – Director Sanjay Gupta wasn’t going to let a little thing like, I don’t know, owning the rights to Oldboy get in the way of making his film. This is after all the man who brought us Kaante – A *cough* homage *cough* to Reservoir Dogs that Tarantino described as ‘fabulous’. Not that the King of the Homage would say anything bad, considering the huge similarities between his Reservoir Dogs and the 1987 Hong Kong action, City on Fire. C’mon Tarantino! You know it! I know it! We all know it! I’m drifting…

 

The rest of the article can be found here.

This was an article I wrote explaining why Kim Newman’s Anno Dracula would make a cracking film. it was first published in FilmInk Vol 9.18 May 2013.

They SHould make a book of that.

This article was originally published in 24 January 2013 and can be found at topshelfmag.net.

Most people of a certain age will more likely than not have clutched Weezer to their bosom during their formative years. It’s hard not to see why Weezer’s songs appealed so much to the teenager of the 90s. Rivers Cuomo’s lyrics often paint characters desperate for love, attention or a naïve desire to return to simpler times. They were emo before the word was hijacked by eyeliner and long fringes.

Whilst Weezer were never really mainstream in the true sense of the word, their 20 year career has seen them go from playing in standing room only clubs to sold out arenas, such as their present Memories tour which sees the four man combo chugging across America. A tour which finally sees them touch down on Australian shores for the first time in 16 years.

Following a successful performance at Melbourne’s Sidney Myer Music Bowl, the boys put on a special gig at the Palais Theatre in St Kilda. Whilst Wednesday’s audience basked in the aural splendour of Weezer’s Blue album, Weezer took Thursday’s audience by the hand for a jaunt through the grungier, darker tone of Pinkerton.

With support provided by Queensland rockers Ball Park Music and the psychedelic sounds of the Blue Mountains’ Cloud Control, there was a relaxed atmosphere to the beginning of the evening. Maybe it was the Palais’ padded seating that had everyone being laidback. Even when Rivers came out to do his own sound check, there was only a faint murmur of recognition in the crowd.

All that changed when the main act hit the stage. Kicking off the greatest hits half of their gig with, appropriately enough, Memories from 2010’s Hurley album. For the next hour Weezer regressed through their back catalogue to the 90s. With the obvious exceptions being Buddy Holly and Keep Fishin’, their choice of hits seemed personal. And so, they played The Angel and the One from 2008’s Weezer, rather than the more obvious Pork and Beans. So, a package that was less greatest hits and more an amble through the indie time corridor to our Pinkertondestination. Was this a missed opportunity? Not in the least. Weezer were warm and friendly throughout; the diminutive Rivers encouraging the crowd to cast off the chains of seating arrangements and just get up and dance. Taking time out between songs, he apologised profusely for the band’s long absence from Australia and promised that they won’t leave it so long next time. (We’ll see Rivers, we’ll see.)

Finishing with a drum solo that saw all four members take on Patrick Wilson’s drum kit, our boys from Los Angeles left the stage to make way for, of all things, a PowerPoint presentation by unofficial fifth band member, Karl Koch. There was an air of someone taking you through their holiday snaps as Karl brought out old flyers from gigs gone by, photos by Spike Jonze and even posters from Weezer’s last gig in Melbourne when they were supported by Australia’s favourite underdogs, The Fauves.

Come the second act, come the Pinkerton; ‘the most emo, indie album ever to be released on 24 September 1996’ as Rivers described it. Pinkerton has always been the grungier sibling to the Blue Album. With its references to Madame Butterfly and River’s thoughts on fame, it’s an introspective album and the boys did it justice on the night. Barely taking time to breathe, they stormed through the track list against the backdrop ofPinkerton’s snowy, Japanese themed cover sleeve. Whilst every song warranted a roar and at least a few whoops (Guilty!), it was El Scorcho that garnered the biggest response. It really shows the appeal of a band that a song originally derided by critics for uneven tempo could have such a place in their fans’ hearts. The album play through was rounded off with a beautiful rendition of Butterfly, which saw Rivers being left alone on stage in a single spotlight. The loneliness of Rivers emphasising the delicacy of the song’s subject matter.

Finishing off the night with an encore of Island in the Sun, Weezer left the stage to the strains of The Carpenters’We’ve Only Just Begun. And as Scott Shriner jumped into the crowd to shake hands with the masses, there was a slightly melancholy feeling of a friend leaving for another country for a few years. You want to wish them well, you just can’t help but wish they’d stay a bit longer. You don’t want to think it might not be till 2039 when you see them again.

We’re going to hold you to your promise, Rivers.

Setlist
Greatest Hits
Memories
Put Me Back together
The Angel and The One
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations on a Shaker Hymn)
We Are All on Drugs
You Gave Your Love to me Softly
Susanne
Buddy Holly
Tired of Sex
Getchoo
No Other One
Why Bother?
Across the Sea
The Good Life
El Scorcho
Pink Triangle
Falling for You
Butter
Encore
Island in the Sun