With the tenth series of Doctor Who presently in production, if you’re like me you’ll be waiting for the inevitable ‘EXCLUSIVES’ to appear in the tabloids. Their often on point and are certainly not cobbled together from fan sites and forums. Nope.
To tide you over for next five minutes till the next ‘EXCLUSIVE’ comes out, please accept this free cut-out-and-keep instant Doctor Who press release. Simply choose a word from each of the numbered lists, insert them in the relevant part of the paragraph below and VOILA your own piece of tabloid hearsay.
Enjoy!
The TARDIS is in for a bumpy ride during Peter Capaldi’s latest season as the Doctor Who, and not just because of newcomer Pearl Mackie as latest companion, Bill. TV’s favourite (List 1) will be going up against the Veep star as fan favourite (List 2). Sources close to the BBC quoted the producers as saying ‘(List 1) is one of tv’s most (List 3) stars so Series 10 is sure to start with a (List 4)’.
List 1
- Fern Cotten
- Anthony Cotton
- Theresa May
- Five Star
- Simon Callow
- A toaster
- Davina McCall
- Jude Law
- Lady Gaga
- Ricky Gervais
List 2
- The Master
- Anne Droid
- The Rani
- The Yeti
- Nestene Consciousness
- Morbius
- A Toaster
- Jude Law
- The Kandy Man
List 3
- Exciting
- Iconic
- Sexy
- Troubling
- Drug free
- Tiresome
- Jude Law-y
- Happy
- Melancholy
- Gassy
List 4
- Bang
- Fart
- Damp squib
- Sense of foreboding
- Brexit
- Jude Law
John Noonan 